Jeremy Piven, you old geezer! You got me again with that "Afternoon Delight" cd locked in the cabinet!(ps thanks for the blow)
Do Notttt Go In There! Whew
(after this pretty face, when he founds the way out):You Chinese guys are so weird... fake doors... what a hell.(then, he take a second tought):Hey, get me one of those!
(The face made by President Bush after accidently walking in on his mother, Barbara Bush, in nothing but her pearls...)
Gee, I hope this giant kitchen cabinet has some giant sugar in it.
I can't stop thinking about this:I'm the most stupid person in the whole world.Please Ashton, come out and tell me i get Punke'd.(crying in the bathroom, after reallize that everybody is making fun of him):Why fake doors??? Whyyyyyy???
And no one went for the "President suffers stroke, loses feeling in left side of face" line? I thought I knew my readers.
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