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Thursday, August 04, 2011

The Beef to Her Bubbles

Please do tune in to this weekend's Extra Hot Great, particularly if the above clip brings you the joy it should.
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7 comments:

Jeff Hansen said...: Eeeeeeeeee!!!!!! So happy!!!!; 9:44 PM, August 04, 2011
Kristen said...: I could watch "That, my friends, is horse crap" over and over! (And I kinda have!); 12:02 AM, August 05, 2011
notanillusion said...: The only thing I feel besides vicarious excitement is the urge to say the following about EGHers: "OUR GROUP IS SO MUCH FUN!"
*fanfare* JOE!; 8:47 AM, August 05, 2011
DuchessKitty said...: Knowing that someone cool had something awesome happen to them that they wanted (and deserved) really made my crappy week a little brighter.
Yay Joe!; 12:30 PM, August 05, 2011
Andrew: Encore Entertainment said...: My favourite Laurie moment is a near tie between every time she says Hawaii and when she was talking about that guy she slept and he left her a note that said "Call me next time you're in Tampa".

And, to agree with everyone - YAY, JOE!"; 3:51 PM, August 06, 2011
Robert McCallum said...: I've never seen an episode of that show, but that was delightful.; 1:13 AM, August 08, 2011
Anonymous said...: Yeah Joe!!!! On an unrelated note--how sad I am that you are not recapping The Challenge Rivals.; 10:57 PM, August 10, 2011

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